i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
pretty much tbh
ShitSmashin on the system
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips