relahvant:

sassybroccoli:

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

we do

pretty much tbh

(via cuteandsarcastic)

undefinedinfinity:

brownglucose:

Shit

Smashin on the system

(Source: sandandglass, via shikideadcorpse)

(via schoolfact)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(via mairs3s)

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

(via mairs3s)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via definitive)

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

(via guy)

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via averagetumbl-r-deactivated20160)

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

(Source: superblies, via relahvant)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(Source: hurtlamb, via averagetumbl-r-deactivated20160)

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

(Source: youtubenutcase, via averagetumbl-r-deactivated20160)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via guy)

doyoureallyevenhaveaclue:

having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips

(Source: rightbackheretohauntyou, via averagetumbl-r-deactivated20160)

"You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine"

- (via chaoti-que)

(Source: myfeelingsforyou21, via roxxydvllvz)